The latest buzz round MAN v FAT soccer (what’s MAN v FAT Soccer?) has acquired us fascinated by what our dream staff would possibly appear to be – the footballing legends of our youth who, regardless of having succumbed to the dreaded center aged unfold, might nonetheless present the children a factor or two about good kind.
MAN v FAT Soccer performs six-a-side, so our staff right here consists of 4 rolling subs, giving us ten gamers in complete. We requested the fellows over on the discussion board to place their heads collectively and decide their man for every place and that is what we got here up with.
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GK – Neville Southall
The previous Everton goalie is Wales’ most capped participant. I do know this as a result of he gave an meeting at my college. That’s simply how issues go down in Wales, it’s a fairly small nation. Lately he’s taking over a bit extra room between the sticks, however that’s certainly no dangerous factor?
DEF – Neil Ruddock
As Admin would have it, “A troublesome participant in his time, now, nicely, softer throughout.” Sadly, this image proves this.
MID – John Barnes
Because the Bard as soon as quoth:
“You’ve acquired to carry and provides,
However do it on the proper time.
You will be gradual or quick
However you could get to the road”
We’d wager the England hero isn’t as quick as he was once, however we wouldn’t wager towards him attending to that line.
MID – Ronaldinho
It’s all relative, isn’t it – proper now I’d be fairly completely satisfied to be in this sort of form, however for the as soon as extraordinarily skinny Brazilian (fnarr) he’s trying as if there’s extra junk within the trunk. Nonetheless, if he will get bored of retirement, we’d snap him up in a heartbeat.
FWD – Robbie Fowler
We might all dwell in a Robbie Fowler home, however will we all eat on the similar desk? One for French thinker Eric Cantona to puzzle over. Criticised for his health at varied factors in his profession, the person Liverpool followers named God is nonetheless one of many highest objective scorers in Premier League historical past.
FWD – Andrew Cole
Little bit of a cheat you could assume, because the artist previously generally known as Andy Cole has gained weight as a consequence of kidney issues, however there’s no one we’d relatively see on this place than this formidable, legendary striker.
GK – Kevin Pressman
In contrast to a few of the different gamers on the dream staff, former Sheffield Wednesday keeper Kev was deemed chubby all through his profession, proving that peak situation for skilled play isn’t confined to the slender preconceptions of physicality which may spring to thoughts after we consider athletes. Not that that is how the followers expressed the sentiment from the stands.
FWD – Micky Quinn
Generally referred to as Sumo, although we favor to consider him as Bob Carolges *spit* (ask your dad to elucidate this reference) Quinn by no means let the taunts of the gang put him off – certainly, as one of many chants had it, “He’s fats, he’s spherical, he scores at each floor”.
FWD – Maradona
Quickly to be performed by Ian McShane within the upcoming sequel to Escape To Victory*, the legendary ball handler is presently in higher form than he has been, an inspiration to any former professional refusing to let himself go.
FWD – Ronaldo
“Which Ronaldo?”, because the query is usually requested. “The fats one,” the reply usually comes. Unhappy instances.
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*This film presently exists solely in my creativeness, till Sylvester Stallone reads this after which we’ll get the ball rolling.